The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band  "Retro Rooter"
Reviewed December 29 1997 and June 11, 2000  by Eric Houg

Score: 130  100 means excellent.  130 is beyond comprehension.  Scores range from 0 to infinity, infinity being best.

Comments
Overall rated: Cool, Far Out, Outa Sight.  To quote from Track 14, "Film @11/ Roto in the News", "They brought it on themselves in Century City when they invited this band to play carols for last year's Christmas shopping rush.  The group has been grateful to Christmas ever since."  "Besides Century City, they've disrupted many famous places."  The RRGTCB must be grateful to their plumber too because the CD label shows a toilet plunger.  The band is made of 4 trombonists and 3 saxophonists with classical, big band and pop backgrounds.  Other instruments are included too, either during the performance or added later.  The mixes all sound good with good microphone placement for a wide but natural stereo sound.
This album includes ten 8½" x 11" pages of info about the songs and the band.  The pages do not fit in the &@%$ jewel case.  Plus there's already another freakin' booklet where a booklet goes in the jewel case.
Only 200 shopping days left until Christmas, so order your "Retro Rooter" today.
The Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas website: http://members.aol.com/DbMabuse/rotorooter.html

The best 10 or so songs in descending order.  Program your CD player with these red hot party tunes.
     Best
track
number
03.  Bumble Boogie  02:02
Yeah, it definitely boogies.  And bumbles.  Bumble effect created by Awf-the-Walleé destroying his tongue in the  trombone mouthpiece.  Nice editing for stereo effect.  The song goes silent suddenly and starts up again as if there was a problem with the CD, but I guess that's the way they wanted it.  I didn't like that part.

22.  The Buick LeSabre Dance  01:22
A semicolossal demented epic that predates the Texas Chainsaw Orchestra by about 25 years.

27.  Jungle Boogie  03:19
Jungle Boogie get down!  A funny cover or "deconstruction" of the Kool & The Gang song.

11.  March Of The Dead Brain Cells  01:26
This is your CD player.  This is your CD player on drugs.  (Plays track 11.)  Any questions?

15.  Did I Remember?  02:20
That's sweet big band crooning music.  Not much abby, mostly normal.

06.  Strawberry Fields Forever  02:06
A jazzy version of the Beatles song.  groovy shooby doo wah, yeah

24.  The Martian March  02:16
All right!  Do you know what the first 3 songs I heard on The Dr. Demento Show were?  This one!  And two others.

04.  Boss Hit Bound/ Bubbles In The Wine/ 21st Century Schizoid Man  04:01
(the sound of flushing toilet)  What?  Aw shit bound???  No, they said "boss hit bound".  This piece of sound was sprinkled around the announcements on The Dr. Demento Show.
/ Bubbles In The Wine sounds a lot like Stan Freeberg's "Wunnerful Wunnerful" spoof of the Lawrence Welk show.
/ 21st Century Schizoid Man is a cover of the King Crimson tune. Good oddness gets better at "And now the boys are going to get heavy."

09.  Little Orphan Ollie's Dance Lesson  02:25
I laughed at this one.  "... if you don't have a suitable dance partner like an old lady or something...".   I used to ballroom dance and there was no shortage of old ladies, so I never needed the other options, vacuum cleaner, pole lamp, etc.

05.  March of the Cuckoos  01:24
This track includes an intro by Dr. Demento recorded off the radio from KMET.

19.  Brahms Hungarian Dance #5  02:31
The duck calls put this one on the list.

02.  Pico & Sepulveda  02:27
A pretty good version of the old Felix Figueroa demented classic.  It's impossible for me to listen to this without thinking of The Dr. Demento Show.  Know why?  Because the opening theme song for the show is Pico & Sepulveda by The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band!!!   The song on this CD has the lyrics, while the song on Dr. Demento's show is an instrumental.  I heard a RRGTCB version that was an instrumental one time (that's not on this album), and my imagination would insert the lyrics "Doctor Demento, Doctor Demento".  The RRGTCB also does the Top 10 / Funny 5 fanfare and "It's time for number 1."

25.  Stylo ROTO  00:09
A homage to the "supreme sultans of sewage".  "Roto Rooter that's the name, and away go troubles down the drain.  Roto Rooter."
    Least best of the best

The remaining possibly misunderstood nuggets need love too, commented or not.
Miscellaneous other comments:
2001
That was a weak performance.  There are better serious versions and there is The Portsmouth Sinfonia for a better bad version.

07.  Beethoven's 9th  06:05
Funny.  It started out that way anyway.  Kinda went downhill though.  It lasted too long.  The beginning could be surgically removed and implanted on your radio show or party.

10.  Let Me Call You Sweetheart  00:57
It's a song sung backwards to tape and then played back in reverse so the words come out forward but with a weird backwardish sound.

14.  Film @11/ Roto in the News  02:48
They never say "film @ 11" on TV anymore.

23.  Earth News Radio Story  03:11
These media clips are kinda interesting even if I didn't have anything else to say about that.

29.  Fazoo (Their Backmasking Satanic Majesties Request)  00:36
?flow dab gib eez fo diar fazoO  :)

30.  Home Sweet Home  01:45
A small portion of this is Groovy shooby doo wah, Part 2.  The rest is boring  The last few notes of this song are used as the final notes in The Dr. Demento Show.

31.  2001/ Taps ...etc.  03:37
An odd combination of 2001 theme and "Taps" lasting 18 seconds.  Silence follows to enable the semihiddentrackness of "...etc.", another song played backwards and then reversed on tape to play back forward and weirdify "Joy to The World".

Tracks listed in track order
01.  2001  01:15
02.  Pico & Sepulveda  02:27
03.  Bumble Boogie  02:02
04.  Boss Hit Bound/ Bubbles In The Wine/ 21st Century Schizoid Man  04:01
05.  March of the Cuckoos  01:24
06.  Strawberry Fields Forever  02:06
07.  Beethoven's 9th  06:05
08.  Buick LeSabre Dance (Santa Claus Lane Parade)  01:29
09.  Little Orphan Ollie's Dance Lesson  02:25
10.  Let Me Call You Sweetheart  00:57
11.  March Of The Dead Brain Cells  01:26
12.  Ragtime Cowboy J  01:34
13.  That's Demented/ Overture to "William Tell"  03:03
14.  Film @11/ Roto in the News  02:48
15.  Did I Remember?  02:20
16.  Night On Bald Mountain  04:26
17.  Wolfman Jack  00:13
18.  On The Banks Of The Wabash  01:59
19.  Brahms Hungarian Dance #5  02:31
20.  In Turkey  02:03
21.  The Stars & Stripes Forever  03:06
22.  The Buick LeSabre Dance  01:22
23.  Earth News Radio Story  03:11
24.  The Martian March  02:16
25.  Stylo ROTO  00:09
26.  Peter Gone Meets The MaHaHaVishnu Good Time Christmas Band and Then Goes Surfing  01:37
27.  Jungle Boogie  03:19
28.  The Rite Of Spring  06:16
29.  Fazoo (Their Backmasking Satanic Majesties Request)  00:36
30.  Home Sweet Home  01:45
31.  2001/ Taps ...etc.  03:37

Total playing time (including silence in track 31): 74:04

Date:  Fri, 16 Jun 2000 23:00:26 EDT
From: DbMabuse at aol.com

Eric: Thanks so much for the review link.  All ROTOS have seen it and are thrilled.

Geoff ("Dr. Mabuse") Cooper