Score: 95, cool.  100 means excellent.  Scores range from 0 to infinity, infinity being best.

Comments
All I got was this preproduction CD-R with a handwritten backside and loose photocopied booklet sheets.  So I will just grade the sound and not the value of the album materials.
The fidelity and music are professional quality.  The music is a wide range of good style parodies and some original tunes, all of them at least a little bit weird.  It's kind of like if Frank Zappa came back to make a theme album about stuff on the radio.  Scanning the car radio is the premise that allows the CD to fill up with many strange imitations of typical DJs, ads, and songs.  Sometimes I can name ya the artist Wammo is imitating.  The closest imitation is an AC/DCish "I Got Pimples", a strange song from 1:57 to 2:51 on track #4.  A hotrod Pontiac GTO plays a small part in the album, snarling and burning rubber.

I'd rather not rank the tracks from best to worst.  For one thing, the tracks sometimes don't contain the complete story and sometimes there are several different things happening in the same track.  This album defies a Top 40 programmer's effort to pick the hit.  Plus Top 40 programmers are a target of ridicule for Wammo so they're not going to play this album anyway.  So here are the cut and paste tracks and frappets I would highlight:

03.  Duran Sirhan  Cool pop-rock song that goes "I'm gonna kill you with love"
05.  Charles Whitman's Sampler start thru1:55 rocks, "Welcome to the live music capital".  Starts again at 3:52-5:06
08.  KBONG  1:57 to 2:07 "No dear, it's I Can't Believe It's Not Bullshit"
09.  Fo'getaboutit 4:38-end + track 10. Doncha Wish start-3:55  Heavy layering and echo make this one trippy.
14. 0:11-0:39 Super Fag cereal ad

Wammo writes: The finished CD will be formatted differently. So the track listing will be different.
Tracks listed in track order
01.  Not Fast Enough  2:30
        Dork Side of the Tuner
02.  Hick Hop  7:38
        Wedgie Tightywhitey's
        I Like His Penis
03.  Duran Sirhan  3:38
04.  Dead Skaters Rule  5:43
        I Got Pimples
        Rachel of the Sea
        Rolf
05.  Charles Whitman's Sampler  5:59
start to 1:55 and again at 3:52-5:06 "Welcome to the live music capital" rocks.
06.  Nero Fiddles While Tom Waits  1:26
07.  Doing Time on Isle 13  5:32
08.  KBONG
        Happy Hardcore Mood  2:12
09.  Fo'getaboutit  5:06
10.  Doncha Wish  4:49
11.  Satan Cigs  1:37
12.  Surf The Net  5:26
13.  Hell Is A Disco  5:39
14.  Ladies and Gentlemen: Dick Tonight  6:45
        Super Fag
        Introducing Jack Sabbath!
        No Shroom At The End
        Hindenburger
15.  Monkey Semen / Monkey Doo Doo  5:47
        Bikini Submarini
16.  Volkswagon Thing  3:45
        Yahweh or the Highway

Subject: Re: Faster Than The Speed Of Suck
Date: May 5 2001
From: Wammo

As far as posting the review, I say why not? You can always change it when the record is released.  I'm really glad you dig the record, it took me 2
years to make it.

A review of Wammo's first album "Fat Headed Stranger" is at http://imusic.artistdirect.com/showcase/modern/wammo.html